Did you hear the one about?

Certainly there is a Star Wars joke in here somewhere.

All Smiles...

before the cavity search :(

The King and I!

"Everything is bigger in Texas"

Only in a state the size of Texas could you find Billy Bob's, the world's largest honky tonk. Full of whiskey, boots, and mullets, this Fort Worth venue has a capacity of 6,000. You can two-step on the dance floor, grab a PBR at one of the 20 bars, snack on some barbecue, and watch live bull riding all under one roof. It's your true southern one-stop shop.

Formerly a barn, it's also the site of legendary country concerts- including the time Merle Haggard bought a round for every person inside. Might have to catch the show next time he's in town!

"Some roads you only seen at night"

We'd rather forget our toothbrush or clean underpants than have to travel sans music. Keeping it simple, music helps pass the time. Getting deeper, music helps inspire us on the open road.

A personal favorite, Baby I was Born on a Train by Arcade Fire (yes a cover, but a great one).

Other favorites?

"and I call him Gamblor!"

When traveling to Las Vegas one of the slowest ways to lose your money is betting at a sports book. Place a bet on a baseball game then grab a seat and your preferred beverage and enjoy!

Travel Bun is shown here contemplating whether to pick the Giants or Athletics to win it all. This is possibly the most drawn out bet known to man.

Best Sports Book to watch games at in Las Vegas: Caesars Palace.

"Smell me squeeze me pls don't eat me"

Herein is the fourth party account of Joe vs Travel Bun.

Joe: Dang Travel Bun, you smell real-
Lindsay: Don't do it Joe!
Joe: You smell like, like yum-
Lindsay: Don't do it Joe!
Joe: Some kind of...
Lindsay: Don't do it Joe!
Joe: VANILLA! You smell like VAN-
Lindsay: Joe!
Joe: If it smells like food, then food it is!
Lindsay: Don't do it Joe!
Joe takes a small bite of the bun.
Joe: I don't feel good.
Lindsay: That would be the lead poisoning...